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sarajust:

dennys:

Hey guys, Denny’s Tumbler Dad here,
Now that you’ve finished your homework and studying for the evening, I know you kids are out there cruising on the net like Sandra Bullocks hahaha. Anyway, I just wanted to drop in here like it’s hot and Wrap real quick about Net Safety.
Recently the moon had Heartbleed which puts us all in danger from internet scammers, meme-minions, and just all around no good probably e-magical creatures, according to online. So remember to change your passwords because safety is number one! It really is. I can’t stress it enough. So put down the kik chat for five minutes, pull those pants up, and change it up! We’re all amigas here so let’s be safe amigas!
Alright, I have to go iron my jeans, but thanks for listening Tumbler!
~Marty

Thanks, Denny’s Tumbler Dad. I love you.

sarajust:

dennys:

Hey guys, Denny’s Tumbler Dad here,

Now that you’ve finished your homework and studying for the evening, I know you kids are out there cruising on the net like Sandra Bullocks hahaha. Anyway, I just wanted to drop in here like it’s hot and Wrap real quick about Net Safety.

Recently the moon had Heartbleed which puts us all in danger from internet scammers, meme-minions, and just all around no good probably e-magical creatures, according to online. So remember to change your passwords because safety is number one! It really is. I can’t stress it enough. So put down the kik chat for five minutes, pull those pants up, and change it up! We’re all amigas here so let’s be safe amigas!

Alright, I have to go iron my jeans, but thanks for listening Tumbler!

~Marty

Thanks, Denny’s Tumbler Dad. I love you.

I develop oddly deep emotional connections to people in my life that are one-sided. I may just be a passing character to them. I don’t know what that is. I don’t know why that is. I can have one encounter with somebody and feel very connected to them and read a lot into that. They become very important people to me, but to them I may just be like, “Oh yeah, we talked that one time, right?” To me it’s a life-changing moment that bonded us; to them, it was a five-minute polite chat in passing.

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hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

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